Your favorite movie quotes...

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by americanmike, Mar 10, 2005.

  1. ClevelandSimon

    ClevelandSimon Member

    Jan 26, 2005
    Life of Brian:

    "He's NOT the Messiah! He's a VERY naughty boy!"
  2. ClevelandSimon

    ClevelandSimon Member

    Jan 26, 2005
    Randy: There's been a little problem in the cockpit, and I was . . .
    Ted Striker: The cockpit--what is it?
    Randy: It's the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that's not important right now.

    Steve McCroskey: This fog is getting thicker.
    Johnny: And Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrger.

    Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?
    Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
    Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?

    Airplane of course, THE all time classic to end all classics
  3. JohnnyCash

    JohnnyCash New Member

    Jan 5, 2005
    Vince Vaughn in the wedding crashers on dating.

    Janice, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair.
  4. rumstove

    rumstove New Member

    Aug 5, 2005
    Eau Claire, WI
    "I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years, I'm no dummy."

    ---Better Off Dead...

    "Fly, fat-ass, fly!"

  5. dcheather

    dcheather Administrator

    Jul 29, 2005
    That is my favorite movie of all-time. "I want my two dollars!"
  6. rumstove

    rumstove New Member

    Aug 5, 2005
    Eau Claire, WI
    haha two dollars. It is a great movie. I should watch it again, it's been a while...
  7. misswitch2

    misswitch2 New Member

    Mar 11, 2005
    a quote from a Micheal Palin documentary the other night where he returned to the place where life of brian was filmed:

    "not alot of people can say that they are returning to the scene where they were crucified!! 25 years ago"
  8. pettyfog

    pettyfog Well-Known Member

    Jan 4, 2005
    about half the lines before the scene cuts in "Raising Arizona"

    "Son, you got a panty on yer haid"!

    ".. jammies with yoda's and sh!t on 'em"

    "mighty fine cereal flakes miz McDonough"!

    Say, did you hear about the person of the Polish persuasion who walked into a bar with a big 'ol pile of shit in his hands and he says, "Look what I almost stepped in"?
  9. cdubbs

    cdubbs New Member

    Jan 5, 2005
    Des Plaines, IL USA
    Reservoir Dogs- you kill anyone? just a couple of cops- any real people? No just cops.

    Breakfast Club- Why does she get to get up? If she gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy

    Swingers- if you tell the bartender to go easy on the water this 50 cent piece is all yours

    Swingers - What kind of car do you drive? A cavalier, (pause) it's red.

    Stripes- I wish I was a loofah

    Fletch - What kid of a name is Poon? Comanche indian.

    Fletch- Come on guys it's all ball bearings now, maybe you need a refresher course

    Fletch - Charge it to Underhill
  10. Jelly

    Jelly New Member

    Jul 28, 2005
    Fort Wright, Kentucky
    "Nonsense, Wyatt. I have not yet begun to defile myself."
    - Doc Holliday, Tombstone

    Strangely enough, that movie also has perhaps the worst movie line:

    "I tell ya, I'm sufferin'...from a hangover!"
    -Morgan Earp
  11. Jux

    Jux New Member

    Mar 9, 2005
    Don't forget...

    ?I have two guns?.one for each of ya?-Doc Holliday
  12. Jelly

    Jelly New Member

    Jul 28, 2005
    Fort Wright, Kentucky
    There are a near infinite number of quotes to choose from in that movie!
  13. Jux

    Jux New Member

    Mar 9, 2005
    Agreed. I have the same feeling about Office Space. However, that movie hits too close to home with me...and I imagine with Johhny Cash also.

    And Pettyfog, quality choice on Raising Arizona.
  14. americanmike

    americanmike Administrator

    Dec 30, 2004
    From the movie Dodgeball, the part when they are playing the girl scouts:

    "You were adopted, your parents don't even love you."
  15. Smokin'

    Smokin' Administrator

    Jan 3, 2005
    Machu Picchu
    Half baked:

    "You've gone and smoked yourself retarded."

    "Yeah, get me a box of condoms, and, what was that thing we used to eat back in the day? What was it... oh yeah, pussy. "

    "I'm somebody's bitch!"

    "Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana? "

    "First of all to understand what happened to killer, you gotta understand who killer the dog was. Now killer was born to a three-legged bitch of a mother. He was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz he's a small time gun runner and a rotweiler fight promoter. So he puts killer into training. They see killer's good. He is damn good. But then he had the fight of his life. They pit him against his brother nibbles. And killer said "no man that's my brother, I can't fight nibbles" but they made him fight anyway, and killer, he killed nibbles. Killer said "that's it!" he called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he freaked out. Then in a rage, he collapsed, and his heart no longer beat. wow. "
    "You know uh, I never thought I'd say this to anybody, but you two smoke entirely too much reefer. "

    "You said you gave Mary Jane a pearl necklace! "
    "Obviously you missed the whole point of that story. "

    "Don't worry, man. All we gotta do to get you out is to get ten percent of ten million dollars. Which by our calculations is... "
    " ...Fucking impossible, man! "

    "In eleven days I'm as good as skewered! Ever take your clothes off and run backwards through a cornfield?

    "I'm impotent, man! Get away from me, biatch!
    [pushing a girl aside] "

    Sorry... its all good.
  16. dcheather

    dcheather Administrator

    Jul 29, 2005
    Also from Better Off Dead;

    "Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy, like that."

    "I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky."
  17. HatterDon

    HatterDon Moderator

    Mar 18, 2006
    Peoples Republic of South Texas
    re- Smokin's half of a script

    Well, it must have been a relief to get all that out!

    "I call that bold talk from a one-eyed fat man." -- True Grit
  18. americanmike

    americanmike Administrator

    Dec 30, 2004
    Men at work quotes...

    Men at Work:

    "There are several sacred things in this world that you don't *ever* mess with. One of them happens to be another man's fries. Now, you remember that, and you will live a long and healthy life."

    James: I want to report a murder and a kidnapping.
    Dispatcher: Did they take the body?
    James: No, I have the body.
    Dispatcher: Did you kill the victim, sir?
    James: No, I didn't kill him.
    Dispatcher: Have you been kidnapped?
    James: No, I'm not the one who's been kidnapped. Listen, I know this sounds really strange...
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