Your favorite movie quotes...

Life of Brian:

"He's NOT the Messiah! He's a VERY naughty boy!"

 

Randy: There's been a little problem in the cockpit, and I was . . .
Ted Striker: The cockpit--what is it?
Randy: It's the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that's not important right now.


Steve McCroskey: This fog is getting thicker.
Johnny: And Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrger.


Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?


Airplane of course, THE all time classic to end all classics

 

Vince Vaughn in the wedding crashers on dating.

Janice, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair.

 

"I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years, I'm no dummy."

---Better Off Dead...




"Fly, fat-ass, fly!"

---Mallrats

 

haha two dollars. It is a great movie. I should watch it again, it's been a while...

 

a quote from a Micheal Palin documentary the other night where he returned to the place where life of brian was filmed:

"not alot of people can say that they are returning to the scene where they were crucified!! 25 years ago"

 

about half the lines before the scene cuts in "Raising Arizona"

"Son, you got a panty on yer haid"!

".. jammies with yoda's and sh!t on 'em"

"mighty fine cereal flakes miz McDonough"!

Say, did you hear about the person of the Polish persuasion who walked into a bar with a big 'ol pile of shit in his hands and he says, "Look what I almost stepped in"?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093822/quotes

 

Reservoir Dogs- you kill anyone? just a couple of cops- any real people? No just cops.

Breakfast Club- Why does she get to get up? If she gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy

Swingers- if you tell the bartender to go easy on the water this 50 cent piece is all yours

Swingers - What kind of car do you drive? A cavalier, (pause) it's red.

Stripes- I wish I was a loofah

Fletch - What kid of a name is Poon? Comanche indian.

Fletch- Come on guys it's all ball bearings now, maybe you need a refresher course

Fletch - Charge it to Underhill

 

"Nonsense, Wyatt. I have not yet begun to defile myself."
- Doc Holliday, Tombstone

Strangely enough, that movie also has perhaps the worst movie line:

"I tell ya, I'm sufferin'...from a hangover!"
-Morgan Earp

 

Don't forget...

?I have two guns?.one for each of ya?-Doc Holliday

 

There are a near infinite number of quotes to choose from in that movie!

 

Agreed. I have the same feeling about Office Space. However, that movie hits too close to home with me...and I imagine with Johhny Cash also.

And Pettyfog, quality choice on Raising Arizona.

 

From the movie Dodgeball, the part when they are playing the girl scouts:

"You were adopted, your parents don't even love you."

 

Half baked:

"You've gone and smoked yourself retarded."

"Yeah, get me a box of condoms, and, what was that thing we used to eat back in the day? What was it... oh yeah, pussy. "

"I'm somebody's bitch!"

"Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana? "

"First of all to understand what happened to killer, you gotta understand who killer the dog was. Now killer was born to a three-legged bitch of a mother. He was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz he's a small time gun runner and a rotweiler fight promoter. So he puts killer into training. They see killer's good. He is damn good. But then he had the fight of his life. They pit him against his brother nibbles. And killer said "no man that's my brother, I can't fight nibbles" but they made him fight anyway, and killer, he killed nibbles. Killer said "that's it!" he called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he freaked out. Then in a rage, he collapsed, and his heart no longer beat. wow. "
"You know uh, I never thought I'd say this to anybody, but you two smoke entirely too much reefer. "

"You said you gave Mary Jane a pearl necklace! "
"Obviously you missed the whole point of that story. "

"Don't worry, man. All we gotta do to get you out is to get ten percent of ten million dollars. Which by our calculations is... "
" ...Fucking impossible, man! "

"In eleven days I'm as good as skewered! Ever take your clothes off and run backwards through a cornfield?
"

"I'm impotent, man! Get away from me, biatch!
[pushing a girl aside] "

Sorry... its all good.

 

Men at work quotes...

Men at Work:

"There are several sacred things in this world that you don't *ever* mess with. One of them happens to be another man's fries. Now, you remember that, and you will live a long and healthy life."

James: I want to report a murder and a kidnapping.
Dispatcher: Did they take the body?
James: No, I have the body.
Dispatcher: Did you kill the victim, sir?
James: No, I didn't kill him.
Dispatcher: Have you been kidnapped?
James: No, I'm not the one who's been kidnapped. Listen, I know this sounds really strange...