So, okay, I get it I get it, I get it. I understand where I've been wrong, how silly I've been. At last, thanks to you and Pat B. and all the other enlightened ones. I at last realize what I need to do ... what we all need to do. We declare war against the entire religion of Islam. We kill all the Arabs and Persians and Indians and Pakistanis, and Afghans. The we kill all the Americans who worship in a non-Christian way. Then we kill all the gays and lesbians. Then we kill all the Christians that we don't think are appropriately Christian enough. Then we kill all the people who say "Happy Holidays" because they hate Jesus and Bush and America. And then we get all those educated, sensitive dolts who think we should respect other peoples' beliefs and we rip them all in half and smear their blood all over their wishy-washy churches and pansy universities. Yeah! Yeah! Once we realize the truth of The Petty, we'll rise up as a righteous unified Christian nation and kill everyone who doesn't honor the Prince of Peace. And we'll feel good about being knee deep in blood, because that's what it means to be American and Christian! Yeah! Kill everyone that isn't us! Yeah! Brag about it when we do it! Yeah! YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! How's that for not giving a crap about the moral high ground!?! Turn the other cheek my ass!