I don't believe we've covered this territory here, but a particular hockey game tonight is prompting me to ask: what sports team do you hate/despise/loathe more than any other? I'm talking about the kind of team when you find a special kind of happiness in their failures. The kind of team where you actually question the mental stability of anyone who actually likes them. We can skip Chelsea, as we'll all have that in common. For me, my first love in sports is the Los Angeles Kings. So the team whose very existence baffles me is the Anaheim Ducks. A completely superfluous franchise founded as part of a failed experiment inspired by a movie starring the kid from Dawson's Creek. It's hard not to view them as a joke. Why would anyone of sound mind like them? I simply cannot comprehend it.