Worst movies you have ever seen...

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Since the best bad movie thread has some legs, I thought I'd ask what are the worst movies you have ever seen in their entirety?

I nominate The Bodyguard, and Waterworld.

Thank you Kevin Costner.

Also, Pearl Harbor really ground me to a halt.

 

well this isnt a movie............ but i watched an entire episode of gilmore girls with my sister. I almost broke into tears it was horrendous.

 

as far as tv, i would say 7th heaven. Movie - Pearl Harbor, Waterworld, and Titanic were all pretty bad for me. Ishtar too. There are other movies that I wasn't able to make it through, so doesn't qualify for this topic.

 

MAGNOLIA

 

I have a hard time disagreeing with Waterworld. That was freaking awful.

 

Vanilla Sky (in the theatre no less). 2 hours of my life I'll never get back).

The Matrix sequels (both, the original was so good I had to watch the third, thinking there was no way it could be as bad as the second...DOH).

Don't forget, Costner fans..The Postman (3 HOURS of my life I'll never get back)

 

I've got three. Leonard Part 6, Caddyshack II and number one on my list, Rocky V. Any time Bill Cosby talks about not doing drugs I want to be able to ask him how anything but being high explains him agreeing to that movie. Caddyshack II....there is a reason no one had seen Jackie Mason in twenty years. Rocky V.....let's just pretend it never existed.

 

Balls of Fury. Christopher Walken should be ashamed. I'm dumber for having seen it.

 

Damn SoCal, i had forgotten all about Vanilla Sky. Add that one to the list. Terrible.

 

Showgirls - I think that is one of those trainwreck deals - I have to see what is happening.

 

While truly terrible, Showgirls does have its, ummm, redeeming qualities. :twisted:

 

That is what I meant by saying I have to see what is happening in it. It is a trainwreck that I have to watch.

 

I am not at all embarassed to say that I thoroughly enjoyed and continue to enjoy Waterworld whenever I come across it on the television...I do not, however, own it on DVD...

My vote for the worst movie of all time is Labyrinth...by far. I was even drunk when I saw it and still left my buddy's house.

Vanilla Sky is God awful though, good call Joe.

 

RE: Re: Worst movies you have ever seen...

Island of Dr. Moreau( the Marlon Brando version), Starship troopers 2(I enjoyed the first one but the second one was awful), and Open Water(terrible)

 

I've never hated a movie that much...

 

Somehow, I was able to get through that scene :wink:

 

Titanic is made even worse when your girlfriend says "lets watch Titanic," you agree because your being a nice boyfriend, then all of a sudden after the ship hits the iceburg (why is that so suspenseful? we all know its gonna happen but yet we hope it doesn't) SHE TURNS THE DAMN MOVIE OFF!!!

You ask very nicely, "why did you do that" and she responds by saying "the love story part is over, now it just gets sad"...You get really pissed and let her know, not so nicely, "well that sad part is the only part of the movie that is tolerable...instead I had to sit through 1 1/2 hours of a shitty love story that had no ending...what the f***."

Then she pulls the same damn stunt when you watched the notebook.

So right on Don, Titanic is awful, followed closely by The Notebook

 

I have to agree with the Matrix sequels. Most sequels are lame except for The Godfather (I have to watch III again though), Aliens, Evil Dead2, are to name a few.

I was really depressed with the Matrix sequels because I thought the Matrix was great. I finally saw the second one all the way through, and I understand why I fell asleep in the theater.