Maybe it is because I am fairly drunk, or because I am an asshole, or likely both, but I am sick of smalltalk; I hate it. I just got back from the pub and was having a good chat with friends and then I see people I only know a little bit, or someone I used to work with or go to school with, and it's the same old useless smalltalk. Example: How you doin?...Good Weather is poor lately eh?...Yep You married yet? Have any kids?...Nope You still living at home?...NO! FUCK OFF!! So then I get home and there is instant message from an old girlfriend trying wanting to smalltalk, and I have just moved in with my current missus and she was on the computer when it came in and now she is in a state over it. Although it could be just leftover anger from Saturday when I skipped her family gathering to watch the match. Let's just put it this way lads, I won't be needing any durex tonight!