I've been toying with some new monikers for those blue chumps up the road. What do you think? 1) The Blubalskis 2) Roman's Deluxe Football Playset How would you describe JoMo's boys as action figures? One is the Michael Essien action figure with special leg crushing action. Or how about the Didier Drogba figure with special shin-ball action, guaranteed to botch his first touch. Have fun with it.