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Discussion in 'Prem talk, Those Other Leagues, and International' started by VonBilly, Jun 21, 2005.

  1. VonBilly

    VonBilly New Member

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    Q: How many Manchester Utd. fans does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: Three. One to change the bulb, one to buy the "1997 lightbulb changing" commemorative T-shirt and video, and one to drive the other two back to Torquay.
     
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    VonBilly, Jun 21, 2005
  2. DCDave

    DCDave Member

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    Q. How many Chelsea fans does it take to change a light bulb?
    A. One, as long as he has several hundred million pounds to buy light-bulb changers.

    OK, VonBilly's is better. :)
     
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    DCDave, Jun 21, 2005

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