headlines from the english papers after wednesday games

YOU'RE A FOOL NEVILLE
The Star report that Fergie blasted Gary Neville after his drop kick hit an Everton fan in the face.
WENGER SALUTES CHAMPS
Arsene Wenger last night hailed Chelsea as worthy champions. And hejokingly admitted the only thing which could stop them winning their first Championship for fifty years would be a bomb under Stamford Bridge. In the Star.
I HAND IT TO JOSE
The Sun on the same story. Wenger said 'congratulations' and said they were 'worthy champions'.
FRIGHT NIGHT!
The Daily Mail seem horrified by last night's events. They say - Two sent off for United as they crash at Everton. Blackburn bully Savage in latest tunnel bust-up. Arsenal stifle Chelsea...But it's all very civilised.
NEVILLE SPARKS FURY AS UNITED SELF-DESTRUCT
The Times say Gary Neville has had to wonder if he truly 'hates Scousers' in the months since he was joined in the dressing room by Wayne Rooney. The old feelings surfaced again last night - and will cost him a three-match ban at least.
CHELSEA MADE TO WAIT AS ARSENAL MAKE THEIR POINT
The Independent focus on the Stamford Bridge match. They state that Chelsea cannot win the title this weekend, but if they beat Fulham as expected on Saturday and Arsenal draw or lose to Spurs on Monday night - they will be crowned.
FERGIE FURY AS UNITED SEE RED
The Express state that Fergie directed his fury at Gary Neville and Everton will join United in the Champions League play-offs next season.

Other top stories...
DUNCAN 1 FERGUSON 0
The Mirror herald Big Dunc who scored the winning goal at Goodison last night. It's ten seasons since the Toffees beat United and it was a lone goal from Big Dunc that time too.
JOSE HAS TO WAIT
The Mirror reckon Mourinho's on the brink but Arsenal show they will put up a fight next season. They carry a picture of a Chelsea fan holding up a sign stating, 'WELCOME HOME ASHLEY COLE'.
PSYCHO'S JOB WELL DONE
Stuart Pearce all but secured the Manchester City's manager's job last night with their 3-0 win over Birmingham. David McDonnell reckons the revival under Pearce could lead to great things for City. In the Mirror.
DIDIER KEEPS 'EM WAITING
The Star say the last thing Jose Mourinho wanted was Chelsea to win the league on Monday without kicking a ball - it seems as though this will happen. Didier is Drogba in case you were wondering.
RAFA DOESN'T NEED GERRO
The Star have decided that Rafa Benitez's Liverpool revolution can go ahead without Steven Gerrard. The Reds eased past Pompey last night and their captain was left on the bench. Xavi Alonso and Luis Garcia can take them forward.
SAVAGE 'TUNNEL BUST-UP'
The Star report that firebrand Robbie Savage has hauled off at half-time after an alleged tunnel bust-up with Palace winger Wayne Routledge. Other players were involved in the incident which led to Iain Dowie stating 'one of my players received a clip'.
TERRY KNOCKS THIERRY OFF THE TOP
The Mail with the leaked news that John Terry is set to be crowned PFA Footballer of the Year on Sunday.
SVEN'S SHARE DEAL
Sven Goran Eriksson wants to see Frank Lamaprd and John Terry share the Player of the Year title. In the Star.
ROBBIE SPOILS ROBBO REVIVAL
Robbie Keane rescued a point for Spurs in a match they barely deserved to draw. In the Sun.
ASHTON LEADS CHORUS FOR ON-SONG CANARIES
Graeme Souness was left pulling his hair out after Newcastle's week of misery continued due to an inury-time winner from Dean Ashton at Carrow Road. In the Express.
RIO'S ?2M GIFT
The Express's Harry Harris is sticking up for Rio Ferdinand, who he says opted not to take a ?2million wage increase last year as a thank you to Sir Alex Ferguson and his staff for his teatment during his 8-month absence.
CHELSEA TOAST RARE OFF-FIELD VICTORY WITH MUTU VERDICT
The Times report that Chelsea receied the backing of the FA Premier League in their compensation claim against Adrian Mutu.

 

Good stuff Von Billy. Needless to say the papers here in the States were not filled with EPL talk today. Perhaps there was a column or two somewhere in the US, but nothing like this. Thanks for these headlines. I always enjoy reading them. I check a lot of English sites like the Telegraph and th Guardian.