Dumb @ss of the Month

Inspired by HD's post about the moron from Manchester (CL thread page 3), here is an entry into the contest. :text-dope:

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/ap ... 12609.html

 

When in doubt, go with the drunk defense.Of course trying to rationalize to a judge that you bought a 10 foot python out of the back of a van requires one to be attached to an IV of vodka. :shock:

http://screen.yahoo.com/man-buys-stolen ... 08045.html

 

This month's entry is an academy award winning actress, wasn't it for "Legally Blonde 2"?? :roll: Her and her hubby were partying it up in Atlanta and I guess being a multi millionaire doesn't mean you're smart enough to get a limo. She did apologize for her behavior after she got out of the drunk tank, but her 'do you know who I am' comment to the police officer is worthy of being called a dumb@ss.

ttp://fox2now.com/2013/04/22/reese-with ... ed-on-dui/

 

Classy like Freddie Blassie. As soon as the 'don't you know who I am' card is played, the hand has already been lost.

 

Can't wait until May for this one. New Hampshire man loses his life savings $2600 on a carnival game in an attempt to win an Xbox Kinect, which begs among the multitude of questions 'why not go down to Best Buy?' or 'you do realize that you aren't supposed to win at carnival games?'. After losing it all (no way he wasn't stoned or drunk or both) he went back the next day to complain and got $600 back and a giant stuffed banana... :banana-stoner:

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/ca ... .html?vp=1

 

Time to revive this thread with a English football related candidate. The Millwall equipment manager forgot to pack one little item for the away trip to Sheffield Wednesday... :angry-banghead:

http://blog.foxsoccer.com/post/59206452 ... -sheffield