Crew / Rapids game report in pictures

Brief summary, in order to be less boring than the game itself:

Crew wins 1-0

Breaks second 300 minute scoreless run of season.

Shows world that Greg Andrulis is NOT the worst manager in MLS, Rapids' Clavijo is.

Scores on PK to stop 0 for 3 PK record

Rapids GK did NOT score on Crew.

No one broke, tore or sprained anything or suffered appreciable bleeding.

 

Just click on the caption for the large pic:

"I got the ball, I got the ball...I'm KING OF THE Wor.... ah, Sh1&!!!!!"

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"On the off-chance that physical and mental infirmities may be contagious, Crew experiments with isolation of the afflicted.."

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"Dammit, coach... no wonder I cant concentrate on the game! No matter that I'm semi-famous and might play in the WC someday, all the chicks say stuff like "Awwww, my fuzzy-wuzzy poody-bear!" and the hot moms just rub my head and smile!"

"Well, Kyle, have you thought of Dread's?"
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Hey! If I duck my head like this, when I wave, I almost NEVER poke my eye!

 

Petty,
Congrats on the win! I must admit that I fell asleep in the second half on the couch. I was briefly awoken by Rob Stone's obnoxious goal call, but fell quickly back to sleep.

Chicago is playing tonight against FC Dallas. I am gonna go out on a limb and predict a 2-1 win for the Fire.

 

Can't say's I blame you..
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"The National Institute of Mental Health today released an advisory warning those being treated for Chronic Depression against becoming fans of the Columbus Crew!"