Breaking: Married Women gain weight

Amazingly even married women who dont have a child!!!!
NYT: Study Says Women With Mate Get Heavier

Duh! After some millions of taxpayer funded research {Aussies paid for this one}, Scientists have arrived at the obvious.

Or maybe they just confirm what the average common sense observer already knows. Since this ALSO applies to the men in the relationship.

Since there's basically no political flavor to this observation, I ASSUME I wont have to explain my reference to common sense.