Airfix on Z-Bird

This song parody from the legendary Airfix was posted on a few Fulham sites the day after the Basel match. I have secured his permission to post here.

Enjoy -- and that includes you, Martin-in-Nashville!
{pf note: For you musical dolts, think Gloria Gaynor's 'I Will Survive'}
Music, maestro, please!


At first we were confused
We were mystified
Wond’ring how such modest skills
Could walk into the side
The goals just would not come
You never seemed to gel
And the best thing we could say:
“He holds the ball up well!”

But now you’re back
You’re scoring now
At last armed with a banjo
There’s no safety for the cow
You used to be a nine
But now you’re twenty-five
It seemed to reignite the fire
You seem to be alive

We’d like you to go out now
And just fill your boots
We promise all’s forgiven now
For you we’ll start to root
All we wanted was to see your best
We wanted you to score
And now we’ve seen what you can do
All we want is more!

So show us all
How wrong we were
I think that we will all admit
That the doubts were there
But now that you can do no wrong
The sun shines from your arse
You’ve proved yourself, you can score goals
You’ve showed us all your class

Oh yes, you’re back
You’re scoring now
At last armed with a banjo
There’s no safety for the cow
You used to be a nine
But now you’re twenty-five
It seemed to reignite the fire
You seem to be alive

Bob is alive
Yes, Bob’s ALIVE
Hey Hey!

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