Billy Mays Signs Off!!!!

found dead in bed.

bizarre. The kicker.. shortly after surviving a USAir 'incident'.

Just speculation.. did he realize his own mortality and it scared him to death? We'll never know, prolly...

 

I seen this on textsfromlastnight.com and could not stop laughing. It may be too soon, but it is funny:

they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!

 

Just pay Shipping and Handling...

 

RE: Re: Billy Mays Signs Off!!!!

that is fukt up. sorry billy rip (i laughed)

 

Billy Mays 'Top 5'

Hey, listen.. I betcha, wherever he is now, Billy would laugh, too. He knew he was a comic character I'm sure.

Meantime, Popular Mechanics' 'Top Five Billy Mays Infomercials'

I always chuckled at the Mighty Putty, myself. You could buy the exact thing easier at Lowe's Plumbing dept and the 'truck connection' hookup coulda worked with plain old cement mortar too.

 

Sigh.

 

He liked himself some "oxi-clean"......