Underwater sex

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by pettyfog, Apr 5, 2009.

  1. pettyfog

    pettyfog Well-Known Member

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    .. starring Isabella Rosellini

    Got your attention, right? Well, this is what happens when I stifle myself from commenting on the absolute political abyss we're in.

    Anyway.. the interview transcript reveals some amazing contradictory nuance, which centers around 'Do animals get pleasure from sex?':

    um mm.. hey izzy! Ever watch dogs mate? I grew up on livestock farm and had numerous dogs as well. I always doubted dogs did it for pleasure. {Humping human legs is different, I always thought they got pleasure from that! ;) } And I guarantee pigs cows and chickens dont... it's a biological urge.
    Of course humans have the same urge, but with our soul and conscience, God gave us the ability to get pleasure from the intimacy involved. "Just to make sure, so to speak".

    Of course man perverts that in numerous ways from Pontifical 'infallible ppronouncements' to literal translation of various bible verses out of context. And doing Satan's work by making sex dirty.

    The only thing I MIGHT be interested in, in this context, might be if Dolphins do it for fun... like I said Dogs dont.
     
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  2. Corky

    Corky New Member

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    Who cares ?
     
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  3. WhitesBhoy

    WhitesBhoy Active Member

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    Obscure postings by 'fog have picked up. Is it a sign??

    Oh yes, it is. 3 guesses of what.
     
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  4. Clevelandmo

    Clevelandmo Active Member

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    I explained human sexual reproduction to my oldest son before he entered kindergarten based on what he knew about marine animal reproduction- particularly sharks. Now if only my husband would have the real talk with him before he enters 7th grade
     
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  5. pettyfog

    pettyfog Well-Known Member

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    Re: RE: Underwater sex

    LEmme just elucidate.... 'JACK'!

    I'm not gonna take a poll on what I post before I post it. I post what I find interesting and/or amusing. And I find a LOT of things interesting and/or amusing.

    You dont have to read em. I adjust my content by what's not read. Not by some plank replying 'I dont care'. When they do that I consider it minor league trolling and in-line with the ego of ignorance.

    I give the benefit of the doubt though the first few times it's done.. Corky gets a full pass. Since you make a habit of it, I have to draw another conclusion.

    You have your choice...
    Post more on what interests YOU, and I'll start fewer threads.
    Or shut the fuck up.
    'Capish?'
    -BUT-
    Since you have a life, and a lot of family stuff going on.. and I have a lazyboy, laptop and a lot of free time, just look at me as your 24 hour news of the weird.

    Love and kisses,
    petty
     
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  6. WhitesBhoy

    WhitesBhoy Active Member

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    RE: Re: RE: Underwater sex

    One hint, MASSIVEly dissapointing..........tee-motherfuckin'-hee...

    I don't stay stop. Worst times on this site is when the same thing sits at the top of the board list for too long. But I have to give you shit, Mr. Crew. Mid-table Prem team....now let's just not be silly.
     
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  7. pettyfog

    pettyfog Well-Known Member

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    RE: Re: RE: Underwater sex

    Let's keep that where it belongs, but YES.

    Actually NO, {see world news}. I never posted much on the Crew, considering. At least til late 08 season
     
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  8. HatterDon

    HatterDon Moderator

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    Your husband is in 6th grade? :3d funny:

    Love those dangling marsupials! :3d laughing:
     
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