"Chestnuts Roasting...

..on an open fire... "

Not so fast! Better call your local EPA first.

Of course, they ALWAYS drag out the ol' 'It's for the chirrun.. and old people!'

I really cant argue with that... if you can smell it that well, it MUST be bad for you.
But I wonder exactly HOW STERILE do we have to make the 'environment' in order for us to 'survive' and if it's worth it.