Man dies in tractor competition

From BBC site:

I'm sure there is an investigation underway to find if the deceased were muslim and some crime was committed.. and possibly tractor pulling outlawed.

 

Man walked into a bar. Over the fireplace is a picture of a blue tractor. He loves it and asks the landlord "how much?"

The landlord replies, it's not for sale. The guy insists and eventually the landlord sells it for £10,000. He walks off with the picture under his arm.

A mile later he is feeling thirsty and there is another pub. He buys a pint, sits down at the table and sees a picture of yellow tractor. Once again he haggles with the publican and buys it for £17,000. He tucks it under his arm with the pciture of a blue tractor.

He walks on and after a couple of miles he finds another pub and decides to have a quick half. As he walks in there is a picture of a beautiful red tractor. The guy falls in love with it, forgets all about his drink and buys the picture fro £25,000.

He sits and looks at the pictures and realises that he has spent all his money on 3 crappy tractor pictures. He is upset and throws all three pictures away vowing never to look at another tractor again.

Suddenly, there is screeming from outside. "Help, help the barn is on fire and there are kids in there". The bloke rushes out of the pub to the door of the barn, inhales all the smoke and blows it into the night sky. All the kids are saved and the bloke is a hero. When asked how he did it he said "Easy, I'm an ex-tractor fan".