WHITE Witch Humour

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  1. FFCinPCB

    FFCinPCB New Member

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    Security update, please note:

    The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist
    Threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved."

    Soon though, English security levels may be raised yet again to
    "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the
    blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists themselves have
    been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance!." The last
    time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance!" warning level was during the
    great fire of 1666.

    Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised
    its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in
    France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate." The rise was precipitated
    by a recent fire that destroyed France's white-flag factory, effectively
    paralyzing the country's military capability.


    It's not only the English and French that are on a heightened level
    of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly &
    Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain in
    Italy: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."

    The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful
    Arrogance" To "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher
    levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose."


    Belgians on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the
    only Threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

    The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to
    deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new
    Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
     
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  2. SoCalJoe

    SoCalJoe Well-Known Member

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    Didn't think we'd get a 'report' until August, so what a great surprise to read a preseason rendition. The lady adds a touch of class on top of the rapier's wit no matter the site (Seagulls, Vulcans, and Bears Oh My).
     
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  3. jmh

    jmh New Member

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    Heehee. It's like The Onion except English. :D
     
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