Von's post-season round up

a few things that took my eye last season

strange but true,

Beanie the toy Pony that Stuart Pearce adopted off his Daughter as a 'Lucky mascot' for Man City. Now put out to grass (pearce that is)

Dean Cox, pint size Brighton star who inspired one of the best chants last year...'We got tiny Cox, We got tiny Cox'

Spurs Pascal Chimbonda who wore gloves in April, the hottest month since records were kept.

Jacqui Oatley, Viewers moaned about high-pitched shrieking by Match of the Day's first female commentator. Aren't women suppose to do that in moments of great excitement?.

Paddy Kenny. Sheffield Utd keeper who had a eye-brow bitten off in a brawl outside a Halifax nightclub.

Norwich City, Canaries opened a swanky new hotel at thier ground. Guest paid extra for rooms that didnt overlook the pitch.

Uriah Rennie. Long seen as the biggest arse among refs. Lost his title to Graham '3 yellows' Poll this season.

Abel Xavier. Bottle blond left Middleboro to join Beck's at the LA Galaxy...pass the hairspray Dave

QUOTES OF THE SEASON....

When I heard the new Chairman was a Biscuit baron I thought 'Yes! Bourbons all round!' maybe instead of a goal bonus I can get a biscuit bonus.. Dean Ashton (West Spam Utd)

WE need to get a result. Even if it means kissing your sister and you dont want to do that!. Marcus Hahnemann (Reading)

I relax when I play vidio games. I have fun playing as Henry and shooting wide of the goal. Didier Drogba.

Dave beasant is a dead ringer for David Hassselhoff. Moritz Volz. crap keeper, now a crap actor.

I will be watching 24. Jack Bauer is some guy. I wouldnt mind him in my back four. Gordon Strachan.

I went swimming with my players but my trunks are so tight I got called a budgie smuggler. Ian Holloway, Plymouth boss.

I normally like to get kissed before I get screwed. But there was no foreplay, nothing.
Mike McCarthy bemoans getting turned over by a ref.

and finally

Chris Coleman, When asked if Fayed sacked him (on Sky Sports Soccer Sunday Show). 'No, it wasnt him. It was someone else at Fulham. Some who's well known by everyone concerned at the club. Next time I wont be so slow to react'.
the mind boggles at who this might be...anyways I hope CC get another chance because he bloody deserve it