The Witch Report - Note to Offal: We have her and you dont!

Discussion in 'FulhamUSA Introductions and Announcements' started by pettyfog, Apr 15, 2007.

  1. pettyfog

    pettyfog Well-Known Member

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    Dont miss any of them, folks.. they just get better!
     
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  2. HatterDon

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    RE: The Witch Weport - Note to Offal: We have her and you do

    The lady has a way with a thought, a phrase, a word, a syllable.

    Skip 'fog's match report and go straight to her's.

    I'm sure The Baron of Columbus won't disagree!
     
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  3. VonBilly

    VonBilly New Member

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    BUGRIT!!


    ( the whitewitch will understand ) :wink:
     
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  4. pettyfog

    pettyfog Well-Known Member

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    Don, you asshat!

    Here's the thing: Don refuses to write a Match Report until MAF hires CC back.... or he takes Luton.

    So Since Tom wasnt able to do it, I did my very best.. but unless I'm inspired, I'm not a writer, I'm an editor..


    If the mad Hatter had written the damned thing, it'd have at least 150 reads 'cause I could have concentrated on the head and lede... that's what I do.. I'm an editor.

    I thought Of 'Leviathons and Splints' was pretty good... and 'Beers with Wynalda' wasnt bad either. That's what I do.. I'm an editor.

    So there, you Muppet!

    By the way, that use of 'her' -
    is possessive in itself.. requires no apostrophe.

    But, then of course...that's what I do.
     
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  5. HatterDon

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    Yes, and you also whine a lot. :D But that's okay.

    I'm not demanding anything of MAF, by the way; I'm just a lot more pissed off than I should be and that harms my writing. Don't want to give less than my best for this site.

    Having read your report, though, perhaps I'm not all THAT cheesed ... . :twisted:
     
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  6. pettyfog

    pettyfog Well-Known Member

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    But it's okay, if >>> I <<<do?!!!

    Okay then, I see where the butt is breaded!

    heh.....
     
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  7. WHITEwitch1

    WHITEwitch1 New Member

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    No VonB it was definitely 'Buggrem' - referring to linesman who disallowed Diop's perfectly okay goal. In fact maybe 'Buggrem AND Buggrit'

    This messageboard is very complicated for an old and non-technical witch !
     
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  8. americanmike

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    Well with that said, I though it was a fanstastic review of the day and a job well done. Hopefully everyone takes a moment to read it.
     
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  9. HatterDon

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    So, are you typing one handed, Mikey? Sorry about the wing, but I'd have paid a fiver to see you slug the other guy. Hope you have a short and uncomplicated recovery period.
     
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  10. SoCalJoe

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    Enjoy the WW report immensely. Already looking forward to her journey to and from the Cottage following the big win over Blackburn this week.
     
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  11. jmh

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    That was excellent, keep 'em coming!

    Mike, that's great work gutting it out through the pain. That's hockey player toughness right there. (High praise coming from me. :D )
     
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  12. RDG

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    The WW report is a must read. I loved the latest, especially Mike's threat. I can easily hear him saying that.

    Keep 'em coming!!
     
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