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  1. JohnnyCash

    JohnnyCash New Member

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  2. dcheather

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    You have a twisted mind and lots of spare time.

    Hmm...perhaps I could get a job writing Chinese fortune cookie messages.
     
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  3. JohnnyCash

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    why do you think everyone wants you to kick my ass
     
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  4. americanmike

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    Re: RE: Oregon

    Just work for the government!!!
     
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  5. dcheather

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    What did you do at the All-star game?

    I want a video replay.
     
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  6. dcheather

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    Re: RE: Oregon

    Been there, done that.
     
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  7. JohnnyCash

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    Re: RE: Oregon

    what didn't I do

    I drank a lot of beer...during hte game I yelled at a chelsea kid and got yelled at by an usher for profanity. Got yelled at by another usher for use of profanity. Got threatened to get kicked out for use of profanity.

    After the game I drank more beer, climbed a fence and tried to board Fulham's bus. Talked to cookie for a little while...then sort of freaked him out i think, i think by calling him the greatest player of all time or something along those lines.

    then i went to the bar, insulted a waitress, fell down, fell again...things get fuzzy from now on...took a picture with DavenearDC

    here danced with this girl named kate, smoked some cigarettes for some reason...went back to my friend tina's house and fell asleep on the floor...
     
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  8. americanmike

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    Re: RE: Oregon

    Well that about sums it up, but of course Heather will be seeing the video. I have a rough cut of the FulhamUSA premier "Being Johnny Cash" should you want to take a look Jeff, just be warned it is currently a huge file!!

    Oh, and as for the 'fuzzy' part he speaks about, it is probably around the time he mooned the camera while the FUSA people took a group photo.
     
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  9. americanmike

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    Re: RE: Oregon

    Fine then, stick with the fortune cookies. :x
     
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  10. JohnnyCash

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    yeah..forgot about the mooning

    I feel like this video is going to resurface about 30 years from now when i'm running for president...
     
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  11. dcheather

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    RE: Re: RE: Oregon

    Sorry, Mike. Working for the government is a horrible, lifeless existence. I know JohnnyCash would say the same thing.
     
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    dcheather, Sep 8, 2005
  12. pettyfog

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    RE: Re: RE: Oregon

    I'm thinking there will be several openings in FEMA, soon... wanna have a go?

    ;)
     
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  13. americanmike

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    Re: RE: Re: RE: Oregon

    No worries, I understand completely... :roll: So...how about them Redskins! :p
     
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  14. JohnnyCash

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    RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Oregon

    they call government jobs the golden handcuffs. They pay you just enough money to keep you pretty well off...but not enough to get rich. They give you just enough work to keep you busy, but not overworked so you'll leave, or underworked so you get bored and leave...so you stay...I'm on my third year right now. I'm not going to make it through the winter I'm afraid I may go Kerouac and leave.

    Petty...keep people on topic, we're supposed to be discussing the bulge in Oregon's pants.
     
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    JohnnyCash, Sep 8, 2005
  15. pettyfog

    pettyfog Well-Known Member

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    RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Oregon

    I usually dont indulge in the crass and declasse locker room humor of the Howard Stern generation... thank you very much!
    ;) I leave that to my generation who are primarily Buckeye fans... most of the rest of us grow up.
     
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  16. mnlandshark

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    Re: RE: Re: RE: Oregon

    God help us all
     
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  17. rumstove

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    Re: RE: Re: RE: Oregon

    Wow, you just won yourself a Playstation 2! (see JohnnyCash's avatar) :)
     
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