How Chelsea ruined my love life...by Johnny Cash

So I go to a Nationals game Friday Night. I'm wearing a 1918 cubs hat and a Memphis Redbirds (St. Louis Cardinals farm team) T-Shirt.

A cute blonde girl decides to point out the hypocrisy of this. i'm impressed that she recognized it so we start talking. Eventually she invites me and my roomate to sit with her friend...two rows behind home plate. I ask her why she's on the upper deck...she tells me that its the only place in the whole stadium where they sell blue moon...and I determine that I'm in Love.

Blissfully I head down to the lower deck when I spot a man in a Chelsea kit. I stop to exchange some friendly banter with him and tell the girl that I will meet her in her seat. After the banter turns rude, the Chelsea fan and myself part ways and I head back over to section 116 only to have the usher....usher me out becasue I don't have a ticket.

I never saw the blue moon baseball blonde again. God I hate Chelsea.

 

Damn Johnny!! I feel bad for you! Next time don't even waste your time on the Chelsea fan. Not worth the time or energy!

 

Time for you to establish your priorities, my son!

Footy banter ALWAYS comes second to "chatting up"!

Get a grip!