Jackson Verdict [R]

thank god that's out of the way....i was really worried about it.

it should be illegal to be as weird as that guy is...but unfortunately its not.

The only charge i thought he should be guilty for is the one with the providing alcohol to a minor...i thought that was a lock

 

oh yeah

what do michael jackson and caviar have in common

they both come on little crackers

 

Yep... the GOOD thing is it shows the American justice system works.

I had to admit halfway through the trial there was no way I would find Guilty beyond a reasonable doubt. I would have on the "Jesus Juice" but hey.. I'll be intersted in hearing the logic of the jurors on that.

Two things though... have heard several planks call into local radio saying they knew "he didnt do it". They dont seem to understand.

The guy would never have gone to jail anyway... he would have had a severe physical attack and gone to a prison ward hospital. And then, killed himself.

He's gonna do himself in, anyway... just a matter of when. I never saw any celeb who demonstrated self-hate more.

Well, maybe Downey.

 

I dont see it the same way you do. I think he's obsessed with himself and obviously he avoided a few charges so perhaps he thinks hes above the law.

I dunno here. Money wins everytime.... if it were me the jury would have deliberated two minutes after the trial started and Meghans law letters would have been sent to all my friends as I rotted in jail...

The question now is...

Why does Michael Jackson always lose races?

Cuz, he always likes to come in a little behind.

 

I apologize for that one...

I actually heard it from my 10 year old nephew, who wasnt sure what it meant and stared at me in confusion as i laughed loudly.

 

How does Micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.....sorry, the sick jokes are flying round here on email too...

I have no idea whether Jackson did do it or not...it's difficult to tell through the man's plethera of problems...he's seriously ill but i really can't tell whether that makes him a pedophile or not?.....

 

Why did Michael Jackson run to Wal-Mart??

Because he heard kid's pants were half-off

 

what do mcdonalds and MJ have in common

45 year old meat between 8 year old buns

I love recycling the ones from the first time he molested kids back in the early 90s