Great true story !

Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing
this....Its worth the read........

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Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney.
The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is
called "Mate Match". The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are
married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant
answers"yes", he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal
questions. The person is also asked to divulge the name of their
partner (with phone number) for verification. If their partner
answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the
prize.

One particular game, however, several months ago made the city of
Sydney drop to its knees with laughter. Anyway, here's how it all
went down:

DJ: "Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?"
Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."
DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast
if you win. What is your name? First only please."
Contestant: "Dave."
DJ: "Dave, are you married or what?"
Dave: "Yes."
DJ: "Yes? Does that mean you're married or you're what?"
Dave: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."
DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please."
Dave: "Sarah."
DJ: "Is Sarah at work, Dave?"
Dave: "She is gonna kill me."
DJ: "Stay with me here, Dave! Is she at work?"
Dave: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."
DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?"
Dave: "She is gonna kill me."
DJ: "Dave! Stay with me here!"
Dave: "About 8 o'clock this morning."
DJ: "Atta boy, Dave."
Dave: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."
DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"
Dave: "About 10 minutes."
DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would never have
said that if a trip wasn't at stake."
Dave: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice.
DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this
morning?"
Dave: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."
DJ: "This sounds good, Dave. Where was it at?"
Dave: "Not that it was all that great, but her mom is staying with us
for a couple of weeks..."
DJ: "Uh huh..."
Dave: "... and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time."
DJ: "Atta boy, Dave."
Dave: "On the kitchen table."
DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous
hundred Times I've done it.
Okay folks, I will put Dave on hold, get this wife's work number and
call her up. You listen to this."
3 minutes of commercials follow.
DJ: "Okay audience; let's call Sarah, shall we?" (Touch tones.....
ringing....)
Clerk: "Kinkos."
DJ: "Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?"
Clerk: "Speaking."
DJ: "Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now
and I've been talking with Dave for a couple of hours now."
Sarah: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"
DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Dave knows not to
give any answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you know the
rules of' 'Mate Match'?"
Sarah: "No."
DJ: "Good!"
Dave: (laughing)
Sarah: (laughing) "Dave, what the hell are you up to?"
Dave (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be
completely honest."
DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If
your answers match Dave's answers, then the both of you will be off
to
the Gold Coast for 5 days on us.
Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."
DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?"
Sarah: "Oh God, Dave.... uh, this morning before Dave went to work."
DJ: "What time?"
Sarah: "Around 8 this morning."
DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"
Sarah: "12, 15 minutes maybe."
DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect
his manhood. We've got one last question,
Sarah. You are one question away
from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?"
Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."
DJ: "Where did you have it?"
Sarah: "OH MY GOD, DAVE!! You didn't tell them that did you?"
Dave: "Just tell him, honey.
DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sarah?"
Sarah: "Well..."
DJ: Come on Sarah..... Where did you have it?


Sarah: "Up the arse....."
After a long pause, the DJ said,
"Folks, we need to take a station break".

 

What a co-inkydink!

Just last night saw the replica tv clip of "Newlywed Game" where the wife made the same mistake. Was in movie "Confessions of a Dangerous Mind"

So.... being the old research veteran I am.. I head straight to Google, type in:

snopes where did you have sex

And, Bingo!

It DID happen on the Newlywed Game, but DIDNT happen in Australia..

SNOPES

Sorry! :cry:

 

Ivor,
That is hilarious. They need to start that game on the airwaves here in the States.

 

What is this!

It 'REALLY' happened in Chicago...

One last version fixes the broadcast to a show called "Mate Match" on a radio station in Chicago, ...

Did you think I was making that up, check that link...

 

No, I did not think you were making it up, but I just did not check the link.

 

Does it really matter where it came from ? I suppose its been watered down after doin the rounds on the internet.

Bloody funny, so lets leave it at that foggy !

 

Sorry to be a literal git... no, it doesnt matter where it came from, it just matters if "The great true story" is indeed "TRUE".

I'm not even sure the "Newlyweds" version is 'true'.

 

Ok thanks.

Youve pissed on my firework. cheers!