Rand Paul's Festivus Wishes

Cant exactly say I'm a Paulian, though I -for example- side with him on doing away with the Cuba Embargos, but here's some fairly humorous Festivus tweets from the good Senator.
Got plenty of my own gripes to add, only one of which is the dubious issue of 'Manspreading', but it's all good in the end.. eh, wot!
http://twitchy.com/2014/12/23/ive-g...eople-rand-paul-airs-his-festivus-grievances/

First, politics in general: As a Doctor, I was trained first to do no harm. Wouldn't it be nice if politicians started from that premise?​

 

In other news of the inane, WTH would Mother Jones point to an old article on how to kill Santa?! Especially now.. what made them think of that?



Oh, wait.. now I figured it out..



Never mind.

 

Bush in a Santa suit is pretty awesome, I must say. So are Secret Service elves.

My unadorned metal pole sits proudly outside of my parents' home. I find tinsel distracting.

Happy Festivus to one and all!!!!

 

As they say... keep that pole up!

Have a great holiday.

 

heh...
Merry Christmas to all o' youse.

 

Or this Jackhole. Love that the other passengers clapped as he was being removed.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ed-American-Airlines-staff-kicked-flight.html