Can't believe I hadn't heard anyone describe Suarez's bite as "Breakfast at Chiellini's" before. That flop by Gonzalez was the funniest, but he doesn't deserve to win since he got caught.
This is rich, thanks for sharing. While the fish out of water is classic, I'm a homer and vote for The Assassination of Giancarlo Gonzalez by the Coward Chris Wondolowski.
Rare picture of Adryan going back to spawn on the Kenai Penensula: Another possible explanation is that he was suddenly over come with the need to do the Salmon Dance. Happens to me occasionally too.