First off, let me say I'm pleased as punch that Fulham ended top ten again.. and in company -again- with the Mersey twins, of which Everton showed better. Very satisfying.
And that Randy Lerner still has the chance to stop the Cleveland style revolving coaching door.
And that someone OTHER than Arse Chelsea and esp ManU won top. Not that I care a whole lot. Now to bring the swelled heads of Manchester down and neither of them to make top 4 next year.
But wait.. that's not why I'm here, in this thread:
Here, I just want to amuse and maybe provoke a little, with just a pinch of outrageous social comment.. it IS called 'Strange Days' and I think this qualifies:The Frisky: This 70-Year-Old Virgin Is Ready To Lose It
Pam Shaw (aka The Sexational Pam) is looking for a man to deflower her. The cabaret singer says she has been too busy working for the last 50 years to find a man and because she does not believe in sex before marriage, she’s stayed chaste. (Note to self: Make time for dates). But Pam says she’s ready for the next phase of life. She’s talking marriage, not retirement:
“Now’s the time. I’m ready to take the plunge for the right bloke … My standards are still very high, though. I’m hoping to bag a tall, dark and handsome millionaire. I feel I am ready to give marriage a go and maybe go to bed with a man. You are never too old for anything. Just look at Joan Collins … There has never been time for me to get a man. I worked so much that sometimes I’d only have an hour’s sleep each night. I wouldn’t entertain the idea of sex outside marriage — and marriage meant giving up on my dreams.”
You know.. It's generally considered not nice to make fun of the emotionally or developmentally stunted. But maybe people should.
Just to keep an equilibrium.
I've been married over 40 years, not about to trade in the missus for anything or anyone. And lord knows I aint rich, or even tall dark and handsome.. but if I were single, rich, handsome and I heard some lounge entertainer stayed virgin because of her standards and because 'she didnt have time..'
And she wanted to marry me to give up what is apparently her prize possession!!!!
I'd be ROFLMAO!!! No thanks, Lady.. I've been interested in, and studying, people and human nature and why folks do what they do and why they dont.
I'd much rather marry a 70 yo change of habit virgin former nun! Sex isnt everything and it shouldnt be.. but it IS something.
I see maybe a reality show with 'Pristine Pam'..
lol! Oh.. wait...
This, possibly related news, just in; from 'the sun rises in the east, dog bites man, news to anyone who didnt come of age in the mid-late sixties' department:
Set your alarm clocks, fellas! Women's sexual appetite peaks at 11pm on Saturday night, says study
There's a time and a place for sex, and latest research suggests for women their desire peaks at 11pm on a Saturday night - the venue TBC.
The finding is just of the statistics to emerge from a nationwide study investigating the truth behind female libido.
- Amazing! But it explains Pam, despite her spin on it. She was working those hours.. see? I'm not even staying at Holiday Inn Express but I can put a few suppositions together: Repressed childhood experiences, unfavorable peer observations and added to that, genetically low libido. Her Wyld Chyld never had a chance!
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Think. For. Yourself.